Let's talk about roadblocks, real and perceived. But first, let's talk about Jonah and the Whale. As one does. When I was a kid, I was OBSESSED with this story, mostly because of how weird and scary it was. The super short version is God told Jonah to go to Nineveh and tell them to stop sinning. Jonah got scared and decided, nah I'm going to Tarshish. Because I guess God wouldn't find him? LOL I don't know… So he's on the boat to Tarshish when a huge storm comes! He's freaked